well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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