So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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