Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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