Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
