Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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