And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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