i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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