I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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