Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Randomize
