I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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