Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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