Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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