wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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