do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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