Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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