I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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