ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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