how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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