Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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