Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
