i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Ladies don't puke and tell
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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