I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
this is an emotional support booty call
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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