remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
