So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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