I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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