if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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