i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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