just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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