Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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