So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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