Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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