Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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