Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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