We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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