He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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