i don't like sucking hair
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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