she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
