How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you would pick up someone in the library
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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