She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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