porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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