Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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