why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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