shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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