I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
