I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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