Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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