the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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