Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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