I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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