sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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